Jughead-ified
My metabolism rate seems to be unusually high these days.
I go for dinner at 7, munch on chocolates and whatnotes non-stop till 2am while I am at work. And when I come home, I eat supper!
Been reading Archie's digest these days, I think I am starting to emphatise with Jughead!
(and I prefer Betty to Veronica anytime!)
During a teleconversation with the golf fanatic of a boyfriend, when I was at work.
S: I am hungry..
K: Don't you have a drawer full of food and snacks? Like a 7-11!
S: Sure have.. its a store and more, you know? (smirking and thinking that was corny)
K: Yeah, its a workstation
S: ..........
What can I say, my boyfriend is full of nonsense too.
Oh! Something hilarious to share! ;) I didn't come up with that, wonder who did!
1. Men are like ......Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .....Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ....Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
My contribution..
13. Men are like ... Golf ... They require a lot of attention and concentration.
I go for dinner at 7, munch on chocolates and whatnotes non-stop till 2am while I am at work. And when I come home, I eat supper!
Been reading Archie's digest these days, I think I am starting to emphatise with Jughead!
(and I prefer Betty to Veronica anytime!)
During a teleconversation with the golf fanatic of a boyfriend, when I was at work.
S: I am hungry..
K: Don't you have a drawer full of food and snacks? Like a 7-11!
S: Sure have.. its a store and more, you know? (smirking and thinking that was corny)
K: Yeah, its a workstation
S: ..........
What can I say, my boyfriend is full of nonsense too.
Oh! Something hilarious to share! ;) I didn't come up with that, wonder who did!
1. Men are like ......Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .....Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like ....Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
My contribution..13. Men are like ... Golf ... They require a lot of attention and concentration.
posted by Shazza at Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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